sexanddoritos:

It’s not? I’m sorry, random moment of rage there. I’m sorry ,___,

Apology accepted. And I’m still calling to make an appointment for you.

sexanddoritos:

Whatever.

Why are you being like this? I’m worried about you, Sam, I want to make sure you’re okay. I wasn’t aware caring for you was suddenly a crime!

sexanddoritos:

I’m fine, how come you can make me go to the doctor but I can’t even say the word when you’re less than healthy?

Because having a cold is much, much different than when someone pummels you to the point where you can’t take a breath without wincing! I just want you to be checked out to make sure nothing is terribly wrong, and than with simple rest and relaxation, you’ll be good as new. 

sexanddoritos:

I wasn’t avoiding your question. 

You still are…I’m calling to schedule a doctor’s appointment for you tomorrow.

sexanddoritos:

You didn’t have to come early, you know. 

I couldn’t concentrate on much anyways. I’m taking your avoidance of my question to mean that no, the pain hasn’t lessened, nor has it gotten any easier to breathe. 

sexanddoritos:

I’ve had better days.. But I made it all the way to the kitchen 

Me too haha

I’m on my way home, early because I hate the idea of you being alone like this. Has the pain lessened at all or does it still hurt to breathe properly?

sexanddoritos:

I look pretty rugged with a black eye

They would have to push us both out haha

How are your ribs/chest feeling? And your head? 

Most likely. I’d probably scream the whole way down!

sexanddoritos:

Bruises and all?

You’d have to push me out of the plane, like I can see myself so pumped to do it but once you get me up in the air, I might back out hahaha

Well, I’d much prefer you unscathed, but as long as I have you, I’m pleased with whatever condition you come in.

Oh, now that I think about it, I might be the same way. As soon as they opened the door and I saw just how far it was, I’d probably panic…and possibly start ranting about safety and chances of my death…

sexanddoritos:

A part of it is gaining a lot of muscle but I quickly realized that with my size a lot of muscle wouldn’t exactly be a good look for me. 

Next thing you know, we’ll be skydiving

I think you look perfect right now. 

That would be so exhilarating and yet terrifying at the same time. 

sexanddoritos:

..That’s partially a reason

Pretty much

Only partially?

Clearly, I mean, just the other day, we accosted a man in our front yard.